Friday, June 20, 2008

Some deep thoughts


Hurricane Katrina vs Devastating Iowa 500 Year Flood
  • Why aren't all of the Hollywood celebrities holding telethons and asking for help in restoring Iowa and helping the folks affected by the floods?
  • Why isn't the media asking the tough questions about why the federal government hasn't solved the problem?
  • Where are all the FEMA trucks and trailers?
  • Why isn't the Federal Government relocating Iowa people to free hotels in Chicago?
  • When will Spike Lee say that the Federal Government blew up the levees that failed in Des Moines?
  • Where is Sean Penn in his rescue boat and where are the Dixie Chicks?
  • Where are all the 24/7 lurid news tales of cannibalism and unnecessary drownings?
  • Why did Iowans evacuate so prematurely; why are they not holed up in deathtrap sports centers?
  • Where are all the looters stealing high-end tennis shoes and big screen television sets?
  • When will we hear Governor Chet Culver say that he wants to rebuild a 'vanilla' Iowa, because that's the way God wants it?
  • Where are the people declaring that George Bush hates white, rural people?
  • Why are the Iowans not complaining more and demanding to be saved?
  • How come in about 2 weeks, you will never hear about the Iowa flooding ever again?
(Thanks Karen)