A Store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors in the building and the attributes of the men on display increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch . . . You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up the next floor, but you cannot change your mind and go back the lower floor to select except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .......
The sign on the door of the first floor reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor. and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good-looking and help with housework."Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can
hardly stand it"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework's, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,222 (four million, three hundred and sixty-three thousand, two hundred and twenty-two) to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
